Text message conversations with my husband.

Sometimes I get bored at work so I keep myself entertained by texting random crap to my husband.  This is the conversation we had today.

Me: Forgot to tell you.  Last night I dreamed that I was a superhero and I got it on with Captain America

D: The Captain has morel, I don't think so.

Me: Screw you, I'm pretty awesome.  I bet I could get Captain America to fall in love with me.  Also it is morals not morels.

D: Yeah yeah I think you would have better luck with Hobgoblin.

The end.   Be jealous of our love.